Welcome

Welcome, kind sir or madam. Welcome and well met.

I have coughed up these rough gems from the depths of the jewel-scarred caverns of my magnificent belly.

Here, take this little blue one - let me wipe it off for you - now take it and hold it up to the light.

Dazzling is it not?

Now please do be careful to wash your hands thoroughly before preparing any food.

Posted by michael at December 08, 2001 10:31 PM